I am Rad

It’s a good thing I have a time delay filter on my mouth...

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:26:13 -0700

It’s a good thing I have a time delay filter on my mouth otherwise this is probably what I’d sound like.

Oh no, don’t hurt Judy the fetus!!!!!! This video comes...

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 17:48:48 -0700

Oh no, don’t hurt Judy the fetus!!!!!!

This video comes from the “Choice Kills” youtube page. I don’t know whether to laugh at how retarded this video is, or cry because some people think that this was a good idea.

In honor of the giant plume of smoke visible from my office...

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 14:53:00 -0700

In honor of the giant plume of smoke visible from my office window, I give you “Los Angeles is Burning” by Bad Religion. This place is going to hell in a handbasket but I do love it so.

And now I have a new favorite picture… (via dirtypreston)

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:42:17 -0700

And now I have a new favorite picture…

(via dirtypreston)

Hey Guys, I have a new favorite website! “The People of...

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:33:13 -0700

Hey Guys, I have a new favorite website!

“The People of Walmart!”

So rad.

The Big Bang explained. This is the sort of thing that keeps me...

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 17:08:09 -0700

The Big Bang explained. This is the sort of thing that keeps me up at night. It’s just so incredible to think that we came from literal nothingness. Amazing.

(via Geekologie)

Yay! syntheticpubes: Neutral Milk Hotel — “Song Against Sex”

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 11:05:36 -0700

Yay!

syntheticpubes:

Neutral Milk Hotel — “Song Against Sex”

I can’t stop looking at this and laughing.

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 11:13:35 -0700

I can’t stop looking at this and laughing.

The BF is out of town so looks like I’m going to be...

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 22:13:00 -0700

The BF is out of town so looks like I’m going to be cuddling with Hitler all week. Not cool.

Fucking amazing. thedailywhat: FoD Video of the Day: Alexis...

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:49:38 -0700

Fucking amazing.

thedailywhat:

FoD Video of the Day: Alexis Bledel, Billy Crudup, Zach Galifiankais, Tony Hale, Vinnie Jones, Joey Kern, Chuck Liddell, Julianne Moore, Henry Rollins, Alan Tudyk, Olivia Wilde, and Sgt. muthaeffin’ Slaughter star in the only live-action adaptation of the G.I. Joe franchise you need to see this year.

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Frickin’ Twitter Twats. CNN has an article up about...

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 18:03:00 -0700

Frickin’ Twitter Twats. CNN has an article up about Twitter going down yesterday. This sweet piece said she felt “naked” without Twitter. She compared the experience to having a phantom limb. That’s right Christina. Not being able to tweet about the ham sandwich you’re about to make is totally like having your arm ripped off but still feeling it because your nerve endings have yet to die. Totally the same. Tweets? More like brain queefs…Much like this one….

I knew it!

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 12:35:34 -0700

I knew it!

The only thing sadder than John Hughes dying is the fact that his last movie was Drillbit Taylor. Major universe BURN!!!!!

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 16:17:05 -0700

I Hate My Job

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:29:02 -0700

From Reddit.com. This is the best thing I’ve read all day: My job is so fucking unbelievable....

The president, who turns 48 today, presents the 89-year-old...

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:58:10 -0700

The president, who turns 48 today, presents the 89-year-old veteran journalist with cupcakes in the press briefing room. Who knew Barack Obama and Helen Thomas shared the same birthday?

I tried to think of something funny to say about this picture...

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 11:28:30 -0700

I tried to think of something funny to say about this picture but I think the actual caption that comes with it can’t be beat:

“If they look a little groggy (all three of them), it’s because the combination of their birthday and the family emergency have worn the sh-t out of them! Please note Snotty Bottom’s hand on Frank’s thigh. She’s a possessive little minx!”

The entire photo stream can be seen here!

This picture is beyond amazing. slippy: Nobody is really happy...

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 11:03:04 -0700

This picture is beyond amazing.

slippy:

Nobody is really happy to be there right now.

You would think that the mixing of one of my favorite movies...

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:49:00 -0700

You would think that the mixing of one of my favorite movies (American Psycho) and one of my favorite songs (This Must be the Place by the Talking Heads) would be a good thing. Sadly though when it is done by singer/actor Miles Fisher it is not. Sure he looks like Christian Bale (whoopdie doo) but listening to this song is like having someone wet queef in my ears. If you’re looking for a passable cover of the song MGMT’s is ok but for my money you can’t beat the original.

As someone who’s actually lived in both...

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 11:18:00 -0700

As someone who’s actually lived in both “Socialist” (Canada) and “Free Market” (United States) medical systems, I can say from an educated stand point, GIVE ME SOCIALIZED MEDICINE MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!! If only people in the United States knew what it’s like to get sick, go to the hospital, stay for 2 days, and then walk out WITHOUT paying a bill they would be singing another tune. I pay more money in the US for worse care than I received in Canada for free. So next time you say socialized medicine is no good because the Fox fearmongers tell you it’s the devil, try asking someone like me who actually know’s what’s up.

I’ve been stupidly busy for the last couple of months so...

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 15:19:41 -0700

I’ve been stupidly busy for the last couple of months so haven’t had the opportunity to do one of my patented movie days. I think I’m going to try to fit one in next weekend to see any mix of:

- Thirst (A Korean vampire priest?! Count me in)

- Hump Day (Dudes bonin’. What else can I say?)

- Cold Souls (Because “Being John Malkovich” wasn’t enough)

- Orphan (If you knew the movie’s “secret” you’d want to see this shit too)

- The Hurt Locker (I’m a sucker for movies with Oscar buzz)

- Funny People (Surely to be disappointing)

- GI Joe (Because I worked on it suckas!)

- Paper Heart (So I can get my warm fuzzies on)

- Bruno (Penis)

Oh movie day, I can’t wait!