February 2009
62 posts
January 2009
42 posts
Interesting article on Salon.com today about the... →
To the Co-Worker that Left their Errant Pubes All...
Look, I get it. The economy is going down the tubes right now so we all need to make sacrifices. And yes, bikini waxing is both frivolous and expensive. Who has $40 to spend on a delightful thing such as ripping out hair with hot wax these days? That does not, however, excuse you from leaving not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 pubes on the toilet seat at our work. How you did not notice the...
“No, you have to make the pink dildo more shapely.”
– Overheard at work today. Sometimes my job makes me giggle.
“Thanks to this new Tumblr version I now know what my Grandfather felt like when...”
– Me, upon discovering my shit’s been messed with.
R.I.P. Patrick McGoohan
Patrick McGoohan, creater and star of “The Prisoner” died this week. It’s a shame. I loved that show as a kid.
“I think progress is the biggest enemy on earth, apart from oneself… I think we’re gonna take good care of this planet shortly… there’s never been a weapon created yet on the face of the Earth that hadn’t been used…
…We’re run by the...
Nothing Gets Between Me and My MANties!
Ah MANties. I don’t know what I’d do if I peeled of a man’s pants only to find him wearing MANties. I think I’d be torn between wanting to laugh at him and wanting to marry him. After all, why should ladies be the only ones that get to feel pretty under their clothes?
EARTHQUAKE!!!
Ok, this time I’m sure I just felt and earthquake. I love that this keeps happening when I’m at work. I just hope when the big one hits I’m somewhere else. Dying in a rubble pile at work seems like adding insult to injury somehow.
Why Don't I Live in Louisville, KY?
This is amazing. This hot piece lives in Louisville, KY and is offering free tongue services to ladies. You need to apply for his services of course and he has a list of conditions such as “must be clean” and “must be attractive” but if you meet these he’ll give it to you for free! In case you were wondering what kind of stud muffin would make a website like...
Thoughts of the Day
1. Boy, I sure do like shopping at Target. It’s like Walmart but with less guilt.
2. Driving your car through a car wash is fun!
3. Wow, Astro Burger really smells like B.O. I think I’ll order a hot dog.
Yes, This is Real
http://www.whitehouse.gov/infocus/bushrecord/documents/legacybooklet.pdf
Above is the link to President Bush’s official legacy booklet*. I recommend going to page 36 where you can read “100 THINGS AMERICANS MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION RECORD.” A few of my favorites:
- Removed threatening regimes in Iraq and Afghanistan, which freed 50 million people.
-...
True love can in fact last. Looks like there's... →
